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suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

image

(via d0nn0)

perks-of-being-chinese:

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

(Quelle: perks-of-being-chinese, via zackisontumblr)

"I need more clothes."

me everyday when getting ready (via vauo)

(via zackisontumblr)