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michaxl:

somefagonyourdash:

condorn:

imagine the amount of followers you’d have if no one ever unfollowed you 

the same amount of followers i have now

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which is 0

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(Quelle: condom, via fandomwulf)

  • Period: You want cookies
  • Period: You want to fuck
  • Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
  • Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
  • Period: Kill them.
  • Period: Kill them too.
  • Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
  • Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
  • Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
  • Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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(Quelle: onlinegf, via spookyscaryarmadillos)

imddoublesided:

"I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream" and "thank God it’s Friday" are two phrases that will never be the same because of twenty one pilots

(via fandomwulf)

piratequeenintraining:

College students only have 2 levels of stress:

1) I don’t give a fuck

2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS

There is no in between.

(via fandomwulf)

Let’s write “I Love You” in different languages

raxadanewinchester:

the-seventhavenger:

so-evil-lucifer-worships-me:

bowbbysinger:

pancakelester:

timidchild:

riceisholy:

ghostlyspades:

creepyjean:

ghostiane:

Je t’aime (French)

Aishiteru (Japanese)

Saranghaeyo (Korean)

Te amo (Spanish)

Mahal kita (Tagalog)

Я люблю тебя (Russian)

Ik hou van jou (Dutch) 

I need you (Supernatural)

ljubim te (Slovene)

Ich liebe dich (German)

wait a minute…

(Quelle: rebeccastarlight, via fandomwulf)

slobbish:

Waking up for school like

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(via spookyscaryarmadillos)

maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil dog and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old dog and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little dog thank you for noticing! !”

(via nsome)