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sexponents:

starbuckers:

What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day

carol look at this recipe i posted for a hawaiian fruit salad

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solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

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fake-mermaid:

i feel sorry for the kids who didn’t grow up in the high school musical era like damn you really missed out

(Quelle: fake-mermaid, via zackisontumblr)

kaz-miller:

MICROSOFT WHAT THE FUCK DO CHILI PEPPERS HAVE TO DO WITH MSN

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serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

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batfricans:

is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no

(Quelle: milfhouse, via schlafwandel)

vethox:

i’m fluent in talking shit

(via d0nn0)

me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

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kochela:

are you a donut without the u? because dont. 

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prublems:

my self esteem drops faster than my battery life 

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50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Quelle: 50shadezofcarter, via schlafwandel)

aveaucado:

do you like my blog?

a) yes
b) a
c) b

(Quelle: taci-t, via schlafwandel)